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One thing I’ve noticed concerning celebrities is that they are pretty normal people, like you and me. The difference is they’ve got bunches of people watching them on-screen and off-screen. It’s the off-screen watching that helps me to see they are rather normal people. I notice details that would go unnoticed if it weren’t for off-screen stalkers. For example, I’ve noticed that the most popular celebrity cars are old, junk cars - with Mazda wheels. I mean, let’s face the facts of car buying; none of our cars are appreciating in value. We’re told that the moment we buy a car and it comes off the lot, its value begins to depreciate. Thus, if all cars are depreciating in value the moment they come off the lot, then celebrity cars are no exception to this rule. Thus, their cars are old, junk cars. But, there’s something celebrities know about Mazda wheels that you and I don’t know. I’ve noticed the cars of certain celebrities when they’ve gotten in trouble for drunk driving. Their cars always have Mazda wheels. Remember the time Sandra Bullock nearly crashed into that house as a result of drunk driving? That car she was driving had Mazda wheels on it. After that incident she went to rehab for 28 days. But, I really believe it was those Mazda wheels that saved her from getting into any more trouble than she did. And did you notice the car of Mel Gibson when he was caught for drunk driving? I don’t remember what kind of car it was. But honestly, whenever anyone gets in trouble for drunk driving, their cars always look like pieces of junk, even if they’re not. But once again, Gibson’s car had Mazda wheels on it. Then there was the time that Brittney Spears got caught driving drunk. The car she was driving also had Mazda wheels on it. Unlike Bullock, she really did go into rehab. And I believe it was those magic Mazda wheels that saved her from going any more insane than she did. Lastly, you’ll remember Tiger Woods’ car incident in front of his house. I’m not sure if he was drunk when that happened, but the car he was driving clearly had Mazda wheels, which I believe, once again, kept him out of serious trouble. So you see, I’m thinking that I, too, have got to get Mazda wheels for my car so that I can be just as normal as the celebrities, and so that if I ever get into trouble, I won’t get into any more trouble than the celebrities.
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