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What Justin Bieber looks for in a girl? Rims.Rims? Just joking if you know what I mean. But seriously, this was great question, so I hired my best buddy Bob. Buddy Bob was trained as a private investigator. I was confident he could get to the bottom of this question. Bob returned with a full report on what the Biebs was up to as far as girlfriending. Bob got his information honestly, in my opinion, but he warned me not to question his tactics. I didn't ask any more about that. Besides, as I emphasized to Bob, all I wanted to know was what the heck was Justin Bieber looking for in a girl. It was for my sister's benefit, not me, since I would never date Justin Bieber. I'm straight. Not that there would be anything wrong with it. My sister though was a real Justin Bieber fanatic and I wanted to help. Bob reported Bieber was not a Miley Cyrus type guy. She was cool, sure, just not his type. Good. My sister looks nothing like Miley Cyrus. Maybe more like Billy Ray Cyrus. Just joking. What about Rhianna? What about Selena Gomez? Justin mentioned Selena was cute and funny, but that's old news. Bob said they weren't even on the Biebs' radar these days. Justin just wants a good old-fashioned, laid-back chick who can make him laugh, Bob said. He likes a nice smile. Bob found evidence Bieber had a big old crush on Beyonce. But you know ... preggers. No Beyonce for you, Justin Bieber. Funny though, Justin probably could get pretty much any regular teenage girl he wanted. That's what my sister thinks. She calls his fans Beliebers. Bob said the funny bone was the way to go to get to Justin's heart. That seemed to be the common theme in his choice of girls, even though at age 16, he was playing the field, with all due respect to Selena. In fact, that was all Justin seemed to talk about, according to Bob. Justin liked being single. That being the case, he also looked forward to falling in love. And that was no joke although some good jokes would go a long way toward attracting him. So, that information wasn't the worst deal for my sister and her friends. The field was still wide open. They just have to find some way to get past all of those bodyguards and frenzied fans to tell the kid a joke. Of course, it's not that easy. You have to know someone. Bob? Bob? Where did that rascal go? I've got another assignment for him.
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What Justin Beiber Looks for In a Girl
